Futility Belt/Quotes
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- Bartman: Houseboy, I've been thinking. If i'm going to compete with the super villians of the new Millenium, I'll need more than just the Bart-rope and this cool costume.
- Houseboy: L-like what, Bartmn?
- Bartman: Like the arsenal of weapons i've inventeed for my new utilty belt!
- Chief Wiggum: It's Bartman! And hes about to crash! Now I've got that hot-dogging vigilante right where I wnat him!
- Kent Brockman:That looks like Bartman--headed for a crash landing! This is my big chace to unmask him on live TV! I hope his face is till reconizable after crack-up.
- Bartman: Whew, what a break! That trampoline broke my fall! I'm invincible!
- Announcer: Lisa Simpson as Bartgirl is our big winner!
- Bartman: [thinking] Bartgirl? What was that I said about thinkgs not getting any worse? How could I get shown up by my own sister -- in my own costume, yet!
- Lisa: Here's a sisterly tip, Bart. Next time, lose that dork-looking belt.
- Bart: You may be right, Lisa. These high-tech weapons are more trouble than they're worth.
