Futility Belt/Quotes
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- Bartman: Houseboy, I've been thinking. If i'm going to compete with the super villains of the new Millennium, I'll need more than just the Bart-rope and this cool costume.
- Houseboy: L-like what, Bartman?
- Bartman: Like the arsenal of weapons I've invented for my new utility belt!
- Chief Wiggum: It's Bartman! And hes about to crash! Now I've got that hot-dogging vigilante right where I want him!
- Kent Brockman:That looks like Bartman—headed for a crash landing! This is my big chance to unmask him on live TV! I hope his face is till recognizable after crack-up.
- Bartman: Whew, what a break! That trampoline broke my fall! I'm invincible!
- Announcer: Lisa Simpson as Bartgirl is our big winner!
- Bartman: [thinking] Bartgirl? What was that I said about things not getting any worse? How could I get shown up by my own sister—in my own costume, yet!
- Lisa: Here's a sisterly tip, Bart. Next time, lose that dork-looking belt.
- Bart: You may be right, Lisa. These high-tech weapons are more trouble than they're worth.
