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- Helen Lovejoy: Hello, Marge! I see your Bart and my jessica are in the "tribute to mothers" show. I hope Bart doesn't embarrass you the way he did at the Easter pageant. How did he get a rotary sprinklar full of fake blood into the crucifixion scene? If he misbehaves today; I'm sure you'll never hear the end of it!
- Milhouse: "M stands for..." ...how's my line end again?
- Seymour Skinner: "Mother."
- Bart: Principal Skinner? What are you doing in the show?
- Seymour Skinner: Mother insisted. She was right of course.
- Bart: Hey! Watch it with the soda!
- Jessica Lovejoy: Hope it doesn't attract ants. They'd make you scratch like a while monkey!
- Sound: [SPLUSH!]
- Jessica: That'd be so embarrassing to your mommy!
- Bart: "R" stands for the respect she deserves!
- Helen: Well, Marge, I have to hand it to you. Bart was a perfect gentleman. We may as well go backstage and congraulate him.
- Marge: Thanks, Helen. I think Bart's really starting to mature!