Birth of a Salesman/Quotes
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- Edna Krabappel: It's that time of year again when our class raises money for the annual class trip to Capital City.
- Bart: Aw, time for the class's "Salesman of the year" to show you all how it's done.
- Edna: Here it is, children. The Little Miss Blueberry Collection! Wind chimes, miniature tea sets, and thimbles... fell free to come up and sample the merchandise!
- Nelson: That's the lamest thing ever!
- Milhouse: Who's idea was this?
- Bart: I can't sell that.
- Nelson: Uh, dudes. Wanna call of this bet?
- Milhouse: I'm willing to if Bart is...
- Bart: That might be for the best.
- Bart: C'mon Homer! Please! You gotta help me?
- Homer: Boy, I told you, I'm not selling any froufy thinkgs to guys at the plant. They'd all laugh at me. Tell you what. We'll just pay your way for the class trip.
- Bart: No, I need to sell this stuff.
- Homer:Bart, did you hear me? I said i'd pay. Did you make som stupid bet or something?
- Comic Book Guy: Worst school fundraiser ever!