Leader of the Backpack Pack/Quotes
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- Dr. Hibbert: I'm afraid your spine is a strained as a bad simile! Ah-hee-hee-hee! For the next few weeks, you need to reset your back. This means no heavy lifting, no piggyback rides, and absolutely no monkeyshines.
- Bart:Okay. Easy enough.
- Dr. Hibbert: And there's one more adjustment you need to make.
- Bart: No! not what! Anything but that!
- Dr. Hibbert: Don't.. worry... "...I doubt anyone will even notice."
- Bart: Sorry. I didn't see you guys.
- Martin: People rarely do. When we're not being picked on, we're practically invisible.
- Allison Taylor: What's why we like to wheel together. See, there are benefits to the wheelie backpack. Less strain on your back, even distribution of books...
- Martin: ...and the multiple compartments make it harder for bullies to find out lunch money! Yep. In thirty years they're all going to be jealous! When everyone else is old and hunched, we'll be standing tall!
- Bart: [Munch] Now that's a quality dessert treat. Nice work, team!
- Jimbo: That's not fair, Simpson! You got to the ice cream first just because of your dumb backpacks!
- Bart: You think so, huh? Fine then we challenge you to a game of dodgeball! Loser has to carry the other's books for a week.
- Jimbo: It's on, wheels!
- Lisa: Two backpacks. Two different lifestyles.
- Bart: I know. It's like Sophie's Choice. You know, when Krusty's daughter Sophie had to choose between having a bowling party or a sleepover for her birthday?
- Lisa: Grr...
- Wendell: So your back is fixed?
- Bart: I'm afraid so. And i'm going back to the shoulder straps.
- Cosine: No! We can break it again! We'll be happy!
- Allison Taylor: But we need you!
- Martin: But what about the wheelies? Without you, we're nothing!
- Bart: A) That name still stinks. Stop calling yourself that. And B) you're not nothing, Martin! Don't say that! I want you to remember the self-confidence. Remember how we won at dodgeball. DOn't like the others step all over you! You can do anything! Anything, I tells ya! And so can I. Which is why I'm using my backpack again. Later!
