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Clancy Wiggum: After all these years, we've finally got Springfield's number one hooligan, Jimbo Jones!
Jimbo: Whatever, Chief Pig-Gum. I still say that I'm innocent!

Clancy Wiggum: Tip me off about their next crime, and I'll let you out!
Jimbo: Whoa, man! I couldn't do that! And I'm still not sure why you locked me up for just graffiti...
Lou: Well, we haven't caught a lot of crooks lately, and we want the jail to get some use. Plus, it's nice to have someone to talk to beside's the chief.

Jimbo: Hey, dudes! What's up?
Kearney: Oh, we were just discussing in-depth details about our next heist.
Dolph: Yeah! It's Kearney's annual birthday caper!
Kearney: You know what? I want to be surprised this year! I'll let you guts talk it our without me.

Jimbo: Uh, guys? Here's an idea! Maybe we shouldn't go after the Kwik-E-mart. We could just celebrate with an ice cream cake! Maybe even one that we pay for ourselves?
Nelson: Dude, don't wuss out on us! After you weak birthday showing, you owe this to Kearney!!
Dolph: Yeah. Way to not get him a gift!
Jimbo: I tried to but--
Nelson: No excess! Kearney deserves better than that!
Dolph: In addition to planning the heist, I also ordered him an edible bouquet!
Nelson: What kind of a lame friend doesn't even sen an e-card?
Dolph: Does loyalty mean nothing to you?
Jimbo: Grrr...

Jimbo: Happy birthday, Kearney!
Kearney: Joy riding in a stolen police cruiser? Jimbo, this is the best birthday ever!
Jimbo: Ah, you know me. I'd do anything for my friends...