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Zone Wars/Quotes

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Ned: Now rememer, boys, it's very important that you always obey the law.
Rod: Always, daddy? That must be awful hard....
Ned: It's easy, Roddy! Why, I've never had so much as a par-diddly-arking ticket!
Bart (thinking): Never even had a parking ticket, eh? We'll see about that...!

Ned: But I was sure this wasn't a rascally old red zone!
Bart: Hey if something's this much fun, I should share it with everyone!
Seymour Skinner: Oh, mother!
Wolfcastle: But I'm a big star! I'm supposed to be immune!
Moe: What the--?!

Apu: Hey, young miscreant! Put that back! Do you want me to bar you for life from the Kwik-E-Mat? Again?
Jimbo: This is my beer! I broght it with me when I came in!
Apu: Do not try my patience, or I will be foreced to reason with you in a most unpleasant.

Clancy Wiggum: Where's theviolence? Where are all the robberies? There's nothing on this video but that Simpson kid spray-painting a curb. Hey, wait a minute! No wonder I've been getting writer's cramp from writing all those extra parking tickets! It's all that kids' fauly!

Rod: Hi, Bart. Whatcha doin'?
Bart (thinking): Finally! I thought they'd never wander by.
Bart: Just doing my civic duty, guys. I'm surprised you're not helping out, too!
Todd: Ummm...
Rod: We didn't know, Bart! Now that you've pointed out the law to us we'll be happy to help!
Todd: Gee, Bart.. why aren't you working any more?
Bart: There wasn't any room in the helper zone, So I had to move into this zone. Can't argue with the law!
Todd:Wow, daddy was right! It's easy to obey the law!
Rod: And fun, too!
Rod & Todd:Yaaay!