Rod & Todd Pray-Off/Quotes

Quotes

Rod: Roll the dice, Todd!

Todd: I'm praying for a seven!

Rod: I'm praying that we both win! But wait, Todd, I don't know if we should pray for our own enjoyment. That sounds like a sin.

Todd: Oh no! We're close to sinning! What do we do?

Rod: I know! Let's pray for other people!

Todd: Yay! It's a "pray-off!" The one who prays the most wins!

Todd: I'm going to pray that Apu find Jesus.

Professor Frink: Well, you see, since I poroved you existence, all mighty God, I applied for a patent which was approved... with the trademarks and the copyrights and the considerable [NG-HEY!] royalties! Don't smite me.

God: [SIGH.] Great Thomas Aquinas is never going to let me hear th end of this.

Rod: I pray that the Simpson... um...

Todd: The Simpson deserve... I mean... I pray for them to... Hmmm....

Bart: Hey, god byo! Pray me up a dirt bike!

Homer: And some pizza! Do it... do it!!

Rod & Todd: Aaahh!

Ned: Well, boys, it looks like someone else is enjoying your presents.

Rod & Todd: Yay! Selfessness!

Bart: Dirt bikes and pizza. it's an honest to god miracle!

Homer: Somebody up there likes us, boy.