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Mr. Burns: Am I dying, doctor? Tell me the truth. Even a heart as big as mine can only withstand so much pain.
Dr. Hibbert: There's no need to panic, Mr. Burns. Fortunately, you're not having a heart attack.
Mr. Burns: Well then doctor, what is it?
Dr. Hibbert: You're suffering from a serve case of indigestion.
Waylon Smithers: But that's impossible! I monitor Mr. Burns' diet personally.

Homer: Say Mr. Smithers, thanks for the donuts! I had no idea the plant had an employee of the day program. But why do I have to wear these clothes?
Waylon Smithers: Sterility... um... I mean, presentability, Simpson, Mr. Burns wants you to look your best. It's just a little something left ove from our most recent industrial training film "Viva Los Alamos."

Milhouse: What are we gonna do, Bart?
Bart: Follow me. Do you smell what I smell? Smells like peanuts.
Milhouse: Smells like chocolate.
Bart & Milhouse: Smells like creamy nougat?
Bart: Oh, baby!

Waylon Smithers: There is a Santa Claus!
Dr. Olberman: Time's up. The miniaturization process should begin to reserve itself.
Waylon Smithers: Congratulations, Simpson. It took a small man to what yo did. Thanks to you, Mr. Burns...
Homer: What's for lunch?

Marge: Hello, boys. How was you day?
Homer & Bart: The usual.
Marge: That's nice.
Lisa: Bart? What did you do to my mouse?
Bart: What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you ace your science project?
Lisa: Of course I got an "A" but look at him!
Bart: Cool! Give him to me. I'll use him for my next science project. Maybe by then he'll even grown another head.