Now You Wiggum, Now You Don't!/Quotes

Quotes

Clancy Wiggum: Here you go, Simpson. If you have any problems just call 911.

Homer: Oh right, were we still doing this?

Ralph: Hi, new daddy!

Homer: Um... so what do you do?

Ralph: At school I eat things for money.

Homer: Sweet.

Ralph: This show is scary! The boat talks!

Homer: It's all right. The talking boat just helps the police solve crimes.

Ralph: Police like my other daddy!

Bart: Homer's not your dad, Ralph. He's barely mine!

Homer:Time to wake up! It's the father and son picnic!

Bart: I told you I'm not going!

Homer: I wasn't talking to you!

Ralph: Oh, boy! Let's go!

Bart: Hey, Homer, I decided to be part of the dumb day after all!

Homer: Well, Ralph and I...

Bart: Meet my new dad!

Barney: Every day with this little one is a gift! Because he's paying me. Braaaap!

Homer: Barney?! What's the big idea?

Bart: Do you have any hamster food?

Lisa: here's still some in my pockets!

Bart: Give it here!

Ralph: Hi, Bart!

Bart: Hey, Ralph! I'm just going to throw this hamster food on you, okay?

Ralph: Sure!