Spider-Pig

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Spider-Pig is a song that Homer first sings when making Plopper walk on the ceiling like Spider-Man. This gag was added at the last minute. Film composer Hans Zimmer wrote a choral version of the song originally as a joke, but one of the producers heard it and asked him why it wasn't in the movie. It ended up accompanying Homer's epiphany trip and was the second song heard in the end credits. It is a parody of the Spider-Man theme song written by Bob Harris and Paul Francis Webster. The parody lyrics were written by David Mirkin. The choral version appears on The Simpsons Movie: The Music album. It peaked at number 23 in the UK Singles Chart.

Homer's version

Marge:

Honey, that's great. But the very best thing is that he listens to you. Because nothing means more than for a man to...How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?

Homer:

Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,

Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.

Can he swing from a web?

No, he can't, he's a pig,

Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!

Choral version

Basses:

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, etc.

Sopranos and Altos:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

Tenors:

Ah, ah, ah, ah,

Spiiiiiiiii-deeerrrrrr piiiiiiiiiiig

Spi...der...pig...guh,etc.

Spider-Pig,

Spider-Pig,

Does whatever

A Spider-Pig does.

Can he swing

Tenors:

Can he swing from a web? Oh, no!

From a web?

No, he can't

He's a pig!

He's a pig.

Full choir:

LOOK OUT!

Tenors:

He is a Spiiiiiii-deeeer Pig.

Sopranos and Altos:

He is a Spider Pig!

Tenors:

Spi...der...pig...

Full choir:

LOOK OUT!

Tenors:

He is a Spiiiiiii-deeeer Pig.

Sopranos and Altos:

He is a Spider Pig!

Sopranos and Altos:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

Tenors:

Ah, ah, ah, ah,

Spiiiiiiiii-deeerrrrrr piiiiiiiiiiig

Soprano Soloist:

Ah-aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spi...der...pig...guh,etc.

Spiiiiiiiii-deeeeerrrrrr piiiiiiiig-guh,

Spiiiiiii-deeeeeeerrrrr piiiiiiiiiiiig.