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Bart's Beard/Quotes
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- Lisa: Dad! You can't seriously be considering leting Bart have that.
- Marge: Let Bart have what?
- Homer: D'oh!
- Lisa: A video restricted to those seventeeen and older.
- Marge: Oh, Homer.
- Bart: How much for "Clowns gone Wild!"?
- Comic Book Guy: I am seeling that video at cover price. $29.95 plus state tax.
- Bart: $29.95?
- Comic Book Guy: Plus state tax. And a state of denial is what you are in, young Jedi, if you belive I weill unlawfully sell that age-restricted video to a minor.
- Bart: Ah, ha! Homer's Dimoxinil hair growth tonic! There may be just enough left!
- Bart: Thank you so much for all the silk flowers, teet, and frilly unmentionables. But I'm here for the uh, the 'under-privileged child's video fund.' Won't you please help?