I Was Once a Rich Man

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"If I Were a Rich Man"

Song Information

Characters:	Krusty Hyman Krustofsky
Appearance(s):	"Simpsons: The Musical"

If I Were a Rich Man is a song by Krusty and Hyman Krustofsky.

Lyrics

Krusty:

I was once a rich man! Ya ya deedle daddle homma homma homma hey hey hey! All day long i spent all of my dough on the track. Booze, dames and--hey!

I'm in chapter eleven ya ya deddle dobble dibble yabba dabba dabba doo! It'll be years until my credit's right. Being broke, oh man, it really bites!

I wish my dead dad could be here tonight --

Hyman Krustofsky:

I am her! I'm alive! And you're a schmuck!