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The Seven-Beer Snitch

Shelbyville Merchandise Mile is a shopping centre in Shelbyville. It also has a theater district. One of the stores is Rich & Tall Men's Store.

Theaters:

• Lyric
• Olympic
• Bijou

Plays:

• Equus - starring Sideshow Mell at Palace
• Gay, Gay, Gay - starring 3 Dollar Bills
• Song of Shelbyville - Grand

Springfield Cultural Activities Board is the cultural activities board in Springfield. Marge is the president of the activities board. Moe only comes to the meetings for the free water. They decided to hire architect Frank Gehry to build a concert hall so Springfield would look better than Shelbyville.

Members:

• Seymour Skinner
• Ned Flanders
• Helen Lovejoy
• Marge Simpson
• Moe Szyslak
• Carl Carlson
• Julius Hibbert

The Montgomery Burns State Prison is a prison in Springfield that was once the Springfield Concert Hall. Homer and Otto employed for work there. Otto switched urine samples with Homer because his urine sample had drugs in it. Homer went there once for illegally transporting litter. During his time at the prison, Homer was a snitch. Homer's cell was on the third floor. Marge once got into the prison to see Homer because she was the president of the cultural activities board and she was given a key to the concert hall. One of the prison guards killed his own father. All the prisoners were put on a garbage barge, as ordered by Governor Mary Bailey.

Beethoven is a movie. Carl thought that the music the Springfield Philharmonic would play at the Springfield Concert Hall would be the soundtrack to the movie.

Binge and Purr is cat food. Lisa fed Snowball V the cat food because it is low-fat. Lisa was surprised that Snowball V was fat because they fed them the cat food. She later found out that Snowball V had another family, who called the cat "Smokey".

Loony Laws, Silly Statutes and Wacky War Crimes is a book. Chief Wiggum enforced some of the laws in it because the Montgomery Burns State Prison needed to be filled. One of the laws from 1834 is that a man must not be hatless during daylight hours. Homer went to the prison due to the 1911 law that five kicks of the same can shall be considered illegally transporting litter. Another law is that you must not tie an alligator to a fire-hydrant.

The Dexter family live on Evergreen Terrace. The family consists of one mother and two children - one boy and one girl. Snowball V went to the Dexters' house often - they were Snowball's other family.

Montgomery Warden is a book that is in the Montgomery Burns State Prison library. Homer read it when Snake told Homer that there was a break out that night at the prison.

Woodrow Wilson, Man of Peace is a book that is in the Montgomery Burns State Prison library.