Bart's Girlfriend
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"Bart's Girlfriend"
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Episode Information
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"Bart's Girlfriend" is the seventh episode of season 6.
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Quotes
- Jessica: You're bad Bart, and I like it.
- Homer- Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money that's all I need.
- Bart- I didn't take it.
- Homer- Why you little- (Homer strangles Bart). How could you look at me and lie like that?
- Marge- Homer stop that! I believe him.
- Homer- Tell me, if he didn't take the money, why is he wearing those fancy clothes?
- Marge- That's what he wore to church!
- Principal Skinner- Congragulations Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest.
- Groundskeeper Willie- There's not? Ya used me Skinner! Ya used me!
- Bart- Three months!? Aww!
- Jessica- Hi Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair.
- Bart- Ohh!
- Jessica- Want to have dinner at my house tonight?
- Bart- Really? Uh, sure.
- Jessica- Great. We eat at 7:00.
- Bart- There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut! (You can hear Bart Strutting to the tune of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees as a reference to the final scene in the 1982 film Stayin' Alive).
- Marge- 30 cents off Shake N' Bake? Homer!
- Homer- We can spare it Marge. We've been blessed.
- Homer- Stop him! He's heading for the window.
