Treehouse of Horror IX/Quotes

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	Season 10 Episode Quotes
← 206 "Bart the Mother"	207 "Treehouse of Horror IX"	"When You Dish Upon a Star" 208 →

Apu: Ooh! Ooh-la-la, Simpson. What can I do for you and your new 'do?

Snake (possessing Homer): You sent me to the chair.

Apu: (gasps) Snake? But you're dead!

Snake: I know you are, but what am I?

Apu': ""(Snake grabs Apu and pushes into the Squishee machine)No,no! Nooooooo!

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Bart: You've got to fight the hair, dad.

Homer: But I look so youthful and hunky.

Snake: (possessing Homer) The kid's gotta die.

Homer: But I love my son.

Snake: More than a lush head of hair?

Homer: Don't make me choose! (Snake laughs) No!

(Homer tears Snake's hair off of his head and discards it)

I love you, son!

Bart: I love you too, dad.

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Bart: (After changing Lisa and the TV screen into Red) Whoa! Cool!

Lisa: (Holding the remote control) Bart,quit it!