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	Season 12 Episode Quotes
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Rod Flanders: "Can Mr. Simpson watch us everyday?"

Ned Flanders: (chuckles) "Oh, Roddy, he's not running a daycare center."

Homer: "Don't tell me what I'm not doing."

Ned Flanders: So you are running a daycare center?

Homer: "Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't ya?"

Ned Flanders: "Why, I sure would. It would give the boys a place to go after school."

Homer: "Then I'll do it. Just to see the look on your face."

[Ned Smiles]

Homer: That's the one.

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Arnie Pie: (describing Homer's actions) "He's jumping out of the car, Kent! He's trying to climb over the fence. Now he's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog. Now he's given up on that, and he's running back and forth. He's climbing into a pipe, and he seems to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen!"

Kent Brockman: "Arnie, Arnie, how are the children?"

'Arnie Pie': "I can't see through metal, Kent"

Ralph "It's Healing Over Your Hand" Simpson: "It knows you're afraid"