Found Myself

"Found Myself"

Song Information

Characters:	Ned "Hippity Hoppity" Flanders
Appearance(s):	Flanders' Book of Faith

"Found Myself" is a song by Ned as a part of The Lyrical Stylin's of Ned Flanders: A Jaunty Gent of All Genres.

Lyrics

You becha I'm a poet, gosh doncha know it?

I got it, won't let it go willy-nilly

I've got this one darn dilly chance to show it

Tick tock! Opportunity knocks but once

Just one knock-adilly don't be silly

Access success like Milli Vanilli! Hi-dilly

Hi-diddily-ho neighboreeno

Of evil I speak hear or see no

I'm living la vida el eleano

I'm Mister Mellow, just a fellow

Who's tryin' to be nice-you

Oppor-diddily-tunity won't ring twice-no

You only get one shot like Annie Oakley-dokily

One-dun-diddily shot so don't choke-ily-dokily

Might get booed by the throng, say Neddy don't belong

Bu I'm gonna sing my song anyhoodily-doodle

Tho I'm limp as a noodle, tho I'm a nervous Nellie

Got butterfliesin my belly, my knees turn to jelly

Whew! I'm havin' a cow, I'm sh-shakin' in my Dockers

Lord don't fail me now, I see opportunity's knockers

Had my chace to show it, you know it, I didn't blow it

I bought it, I own it, won't be takin' it back to the store

I hear a rap at my door, it's a hip hop-portuinty

Quoth the Nedster "Ever-diddly-more!"