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Found Myself

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"Found Myself"
Song Information
Characters: Ned "Hippity Hoppity" Flanders
Appearance(s): Flanders' Book of Faith

"Found Myself" is a song by Ned as a part of The Lyrical Stylin's of Ned Flanders: A Jaunty Gent of All Genres.

Lyrics[edit]

Ned Flanders:You becha I'm a poet, gosh doncha know it?

I got it, won't let it go willy-nilly
I've got this one darn dilly chance to show it
Tick tock! Opportunity knocks but once
Just one knock-adilly don't be silly
Access success like Milli Vanilli! Hi-dilly
Hi-diddily-ho neighboreeno
Of evil I speak hear or see no
I'm living la vida el eleano
I'm Mister Mellow, just a fellow
Who's tryin' to be nice-you
Oppor-diddily-tunity won't ring twice-no
You only get one shot like Annie Oakley-dokily
One-dun-diddily shot so don't choke-ily-dokily
Might get booed by the throng, say Neddy don't belong
Bu I'm gonna sing my song anyhoodily-doodle
Tho I'm limp as a noodle, tho I'm a nervous Nellie
Got butterfliesin my belly, my knees turn to jelly
Whew! I'm havin' a cow, I'm sh-shakin' in my Dockers
Lord don't fail me now, I see opportunity's knockers
Had my chace to show it, you know it, I didn't blow it
I bought it, I own it, won't be takin' it back to the store
I hear a rap at my door, it's a hip hop-portuinty
Quoth the Nedster "Ever-diddly-more!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The songs final line is a reference to the poem "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe.

Appearances[edit]