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	Season 15 Episode Quotes
← 332 "Simple Simpson"	333 "The Way We Weren't"	"Bart-Mangled Banner" 334 →

Marge: (walking funny) I used to walk like this until my tendons snapped. They heard it in Shelbyville.

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Homer: I'm Elvis! Elvis Jagger. Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar.

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Lisa: Dad, how could you?

Milhouse: Because he's the kind who kisses and leaves you!

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Bart: Men are dogs, the worse we treat you, the more you want us.

Lisa: That's not what dogs do.

Bart: Lisa said, "Dog doo!"

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Bart: Let me get this straight. When you were my age, you had the hots for Mom and didn't even know it? That's cool! Or is it lame? I guess I'll go with lame. You're lame!

Homer: Why, because I've only kissed one girl in my whole life? That's still one more than you.

Bart: I've kissed 3 girls.

Homer: (crying) I'm so lame!

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Milhouse (while playing "Spin the Bottle"): Round and round the bottle twirls, I hope it stops on one of the girls. (the bottle lands on Sherri and Terri's cousin) I hope you like the taste of ringworm medicine.

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Marge: You won't be kissing anyone for a while.

Homer: Well, that stinks, but I'll still get to kiss you, right?