Ronald Reagan Reeducation Center
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Ronald Reagan Reeducation Center
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The Ronald Reagan Reeducation Center is a prison. People who hate America are sent here to be re-educated. The Simpsons are sent here as Marge says that they hate Americans. It is based on an island in the sea. Real criminals are thrown in here too.
Not all of the America hating criminals actually do hate it, but for doing or saying anything that is even the smallest bit unpatriotic, for example a man who said imported wine was better than Napa Valley. Bill Clinton was sent for disagreeing with tax cuts and a man was sent their for being a registered democrat.
Prisoners are re-educated (brainwashed) with poor conditions, regular punishment and a cartoon that portrays the Bill of rights as an anthropomorphic drunken document
Known occupants and 'crimes'
- The Simpsons (Publically stating they hate America)
- Dixie Chicks (unknown)
- Elmo (Went to wrong fund raiser) (Hanged himself)
- Michael Moore (Probably for his films)
- Bill Clinton (Saying tax cuts were unwise)
- The last registered democrat (Being a registered democrat)
