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	Season 22 Episode Quotes
← "How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window?"	472 "The Fight Before Christmas"	"Donnie Fatso" 473 →

Bart: I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!

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Homer: Someday, TV will be invented. And it will be free! Then it will cost money.

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Marge: This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top and your hands get sticky when you touch him.

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Krusty [as Santa]: Kid, this company's bust. For years I've been giving away free toys and getting cookies in return. It's not a sustainable business model.

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Lisa: You mean your gingerbread McMansion.

Homer: Show some respect, three gingerbread men died making that.

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Mr. Burns: "Release the hounds! [Barking is heard in the distance.] They'll be along in a few minutes."

[After a long pause, a lone harmless-looking dog arrives.]

Dog: "Uhhhh ... We blew the budget on Katy Perry."

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