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The Fight Before Christmas/Quotes

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Season 22 Episode Quotes
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Bart: I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!
Homer: Someday, TV will be invented. And it will be free! Then it will cost money.
Marge: This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top and your hands get sticky when you touch him.
Krusty [as Santa]: Kid, this company's bust. For years I've been giving away free toys and getting cookies in return. It's not a sustainable business model.
Lisa: You mean your gingerbread McMansion.
Homer: Show some respect, three gingerbread men died making that.

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