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Springfield has a variety of laws that are not found in other parts of the state or the US.

Laws

Town Charter

  • The charter starts with "We the People of Springfield" and is signed by six people, including Jebediah Springfield[1]
  • The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true [2]
  • If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot [3]
  • Ducks shall wear long pants [4]

Laws on legality

  • It is illegal to mail threatening letters [5]
  • It is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling [5]
  • Casino gambling is legal [6]
  • No mercury dumping without permit [7]
  • It is a crime to tease the fast food order box [8]
  • It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.[9]
  • It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet[10]
  • Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, lated appealed 1 year later)[4]
  • It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities[11]
  • Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) [12]
  • On duty cops are prohibited from wearing control top panty hose [13]
  • Must have a permit to dump crud in the ocean[14]
  • Should the Mayor abdicate, a council of learned citizens shall rule in his stead[1]
  • It's unlawful for a man to be hatless during daylight hours [15]
  • It's illegal to tie a alliagator to a fire hydrant[15]
  • Five kicks of the same can is considered illegally transporting litter.[15]

Propositions

  • 24 - Illegal Immigrants are to be deported [16]
  • 104 - Homer Out of Springfield[17]
  • 217 - Vote on Casinos [18]
  • 232 and 242 - votes on childrens rights. [19]
  • 304 - Polls will become legally binding [20]
  • 305 - Discount bus fares for war widows[21]

Police and the Penal System

References