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Laws
Town Charter
- The chief constable shall recieve one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true [1]
- If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot [2]
Laws on legality
- It is illegal to mail threatening letters [3]
- It is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling [3]
- Casino gambling is legal [4]
- No mercury dumping without permit [5]
- It is a crime to tease the fast food order box [6]
- It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.[7]
- It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet[8]