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Springfield has a variety of laws that are not found in other parts of the state or the US.

Laws

Town Charter

The chief constable shall recieve one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true ^[1]
If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot ^[2]

Laws on legality

It is illegal to mail threatening letters ^[3]
It is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling ^[4]
Casino gambling is legal ^[5]
No mercury dumping without permit ^[6]
It is a crime to tease the fast food order box ^[7]
It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.^[8]
It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet^[9]

Propositions

24 - Illegal Immigrants are to be deported ^[10]
304 - Polls will become legally binding ^[11]

Police and the Penal System

References

[1] Marge vs. the Monorail

[2] Lisa's Rival

[3] Cape Feare

[4] Cape Feare

[5] $pringfield

[6] Homer Loves Flanders

[7] Secrets of a Successful Marriage

[8] Radioactive Man

[9] The Springfield Connection

[10] Much Apu About Nothing

[11] Homer Bad Man

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