New Kid on the Block/Quotes

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Quotes

Lionel Hutz: "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against The Never-Ending Story!"

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Moe: "Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone."

Barney: "What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? [looks around the bar] Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!" [starts drinking beer out of the ashtray]

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Homer: "Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and… um… Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman."

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Lionel Hutz: "Homer, I don't use the word 'hero' very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history."

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Bart: "I'll show them who's 'just a kid!'"

Marge: "Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams!"

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Ruth: "I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that TIME cover story, 'America's Worst City.'"

Marge: "You could see our house in that photo!"

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Lawyer: "Your Honor, I'd like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate. Bring it in, boys!"

Aide: "Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus."

Lawyer: "You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle. That's next door."

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