Ralph Wiggum (song)

Ralph Wiggum is a song by the band The Bloodhound Gang. It is made up almost entirely of quotes from Ralph Wiggum. Only the chorus, "Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart", is not a quote by Ralph but by Chief Wiggum and the line "Yvan eht nioj", which is from New Kids on the Blecch.

Ralph Wiggum was on the album Hefty Fine. It was singled out as a positive of the album, which received mainly negative views.

Lyrics

I'm going to Africa
Yes, Ma'am, I'm a brick
Was President Lincoln ok?
Mitten.
There's a dog in the vent
Chicken necks?
I pick Ken Griffey Junior
I fell out two times

I'm pedalling backwards
This snowflake tastes like fishsticks
We're a totem pole
Dying tickles
I heard a Frankenstein lives there
She's touching my special area
Go banana!

Ralphie, (Ralphie,)
Get off, (Get off,)
The stage, (The stage,)
Sweetheart. (Sweetheart.)

Oh say can you rock!?

I'm a pop sensation!
I'm a pop sensation!

Salmon gutter!?

I'm Idaho
You smell like dead bunnies
That's where I saw the leprachaun
Fun toys are fun.

Chocolate microscopes
You're not it
That is so nineteen-ninety-one
I bit my tongue!

Ralphie, (Ralphie,)
Get off, (Get off,)
The stage, (The stage,)
Sweetheart. (Sweetheart.)

Oh say can you rock!?

I'm a pop sensation!
I'm a pop sensation!

Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj

My sash says Ultraman!