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Ralph Wiggum

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For the character, see Ralph Wiggum.
Ralph Wiggum
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Song Information
Singers: The Bloodhound Gang
Length: 2:52
Writer(s): Jimmy Pop, Richard Appel, David X. Cohen, John Frink, Allen Glazier, Dan Greaney, Al Jean, Brian Kelley, Tim Long, Tom Martin, Ian Maxtone-Graham, George Meyer, Jane C. O'Brien, Bill Oakley, Don Payne, Jim Reardon, Joshua Sternin, John Swartzwelder, Jeffrey Ventimilia & Josh Weinstein
Album: Hefty Fine

"Ralph Wiggum" is a song by the band The Bloodhound Gang. It was written in 2005 and is made up almost entirely of quotes from Ralph Wiggum. Only the chorus, "Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart", is not a quote by Ralph but by Chief Wiggum in Homer's Enemy and the line "Yvan eht nioj", which is from New Kids on the Blecch.

Ralph Wiggum was on the album Hefty Fine. It was singled out as a positive of the album, which received mainly negative views.


I'm going to Africa[1]
Yes, Ma'am, I'm a brick
Was President Lincoln ok?
There's a dog in the vent[2]
Chicken necks?
I pick Ken Griffey Junior[3]
I fell out two times[4]
I'm pedalling backwards
This snowflake tastes like fishsticks
We're a totem pole
Dying tickles[5]
I heard a Frankenstein lives there
She's touching my special area
Go banana!
Ralphie, (Ralphie,)
Get off, (Get off,)
The stage, (The stage,)
Sweetheart. (Sweetheart.)[6]
Oh say can you rock!?[7]
I'm a pop sensation![7]
I'm a pop sensation!
Salmon gutter!?
I'm Idaho
You smell like dead bunnies
That's where I saw the leprechaun[8]
Fun toys are fun.[9]
Chocolate microscopes
You're not it
That is so nineteen-ninety-one
I bit my tongue!
Ralphie, (Ralphie,)
Get off, (Get off,)
The stage, (The stage,)
Sweetheart. (Sweetheart.)
Oh say can you rock!?
I'm a pop sensation!
I'm a pop sensation!
Yvan eht Nioj[7]
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
My sash says Ultraman!


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