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Season 17 Episode Quotes
373 "Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore"
374
"The Wettest Stories Ever Told"
"Girls Just Want to Have Sums" 375


[The Boney crew appears as skeletons in a ship]
Bart: Can ya give us directions to Tahiti?
Dolph: Maybe we should get a new captain that [shouting] understands directions!
Bart: Hey at least I'm not gay for skeleton Kearney.
[Camera pans out to reveal that Dolph's ribs cages are caught on Kearney's]
Dolph: Our ribs got tangled 75 years ago, thats not gay.
Bart: That's what you want us to think.

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