| Cold-Reading the Room
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Cold-Reading the Room is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update. It requires UPA Talent Agency to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on June Bellamy's exclamation mark
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Let's try one more take, June. And the word is pronounced "sabotage", not "sabotaaage".
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You say "sabotage." Itchy says "sabotaaage".
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So Itchy mispronounces the word on purpose?
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If you can't respect my artistic vision for this cartoon mouse, then we're done here!
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I'm sorry for sabotaaaaaaaaaging your dumb process!
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| Task: "Make June Bellamy Visit Her Agent". The job takes place at UPA Talent Agency and takes 4 hours.
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You'll never find another job like voicing Itchy. Apologize and go back to work.
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And suffer another barraaage of insults?
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It's pronounced "barrage".
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on June Bellamy's exclamation mark
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I'm done with voicing Itchy. Find me a new gig.
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Okay, well there's a new cartoon about a rat who lives in a garage- know what? Forget that one.
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That sounds perfect! I can play a rat in a garaaage.
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No. No, you can't.
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I really "get" this rat. He loves his garaaage home, but at the same time he dreams of escaping the garaaaaaaage...
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| Task: "Make June Bellamy Consider Her Motivation". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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I've never been laughed out of an audition before. What did I do wrong?
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I've got to relax. Better book a massaaage.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on June Bellamy's exclamation mark
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I can't stop questioning myself.
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Without confidence and an almost-sociopathic level of self-involvement, an actor cannot act.
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It's why actors are so fun to talk to! And to date. Man, we're fun to date.
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| Task: "Make June Bellamy Show Off Her Theatrical Range". The job takes 4 hours.
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How many auditions have you got for me?
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Zero. Your reputation isn't great.
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Why? Just because of how I say "sabotaaage"?
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Under the barraaage of Roger Meyers and his entouraaage, my life is a collaaage of woe!
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Well, you COULD learn to pronounce the word like everyone else on the planet.
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It's a thought.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on June Bellamy's exclamation mark
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Roger, I was wrong. I want my job back.
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What guarantee do I have that you won't storm off the next time I give you a note?
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I'll learn to say "sabotaaage" however you want.
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You're sincere? This isn't all a mirage?
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No, it's not... one of those.
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| Task: "Make June Bellamy Learn to Say "Sabotage"". The job takes place at UPA Talent Agency and takes 4 hours.
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"Sabotagg".
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Not quite.
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"Sabotang"?
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Admit it, you know how to say the word. You're just torturing me.
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"Sabatnarg"?
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Actors...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on June Bellamy's exclamation mark
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"Sabotage".
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You did it!
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Of course I did. I'm a professional.
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| Task: "Make June Bellamy Greet Her Adoring Public". The job takes 8 hours.
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It's so wonderful to be Itchy again.
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Let's knock out another episode. Now, in this one, Scratchy has taken up an equestrian sport.
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Which one? Jumping, or dressaaaaaaaaage?
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I'm gonna say jumping.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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