Unlucky

Unlucky is a song sung by Moe in the "There's No Business Like Moe Business" segment of Treehouse of Horror XX. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Daniel Chun.

Lyrics

Barney:

How's about pouring me a beer, ugly?

Moe:

How about some of my new micro-brew?

Just once, I wish Cupid

Would draw back his bow

And shoot me a cutie

Whose standards are low.

Homer:

Woo Hoo! An unattended tap! Like taking beer from a baby!

Moe:

I'm unlucky in love,

I'm unlucky in luck.

(Homer screams)

Omigod! Homer!