Take My Life, Please/Quotes
(After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president)
Principal:(to Carl and Lenny) You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
Lenny: Only if you do us a favour.
Principal: What is it?
Carl: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".
Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.
Principal: (sighs) Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!
Carl and Lenny :AARRGHH!
(After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce)
Homer: Please help me!How can I have that life back!
Chef: Ask the garlic bread...
Homer: (picks up the bread) Oh garlic bread, please guide me!
Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!
