| St. Patrick's Day 'assacre
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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St. Patrick's Day 'assacre is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016 content update. It requires the Notre Dame of Springfield to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark
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Alright b'ys, time to knock noggins about St. Patrick's Day. But let's keep it twisted under our twill.
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Wait a minute, are you with that drunken Irish militant group?
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There's some redundancy there but that's us. The Irish Pride Alliance. IPA for short!
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IPA?! IB swayed! I'm in!
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If O'Flanagan's Pub is owned: Task: "Make the IPA Secretly Drink IPAs at O'Flanagan's" (x3). The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 4 hours.
If O'Flanagan's Pub is not owned: Task: "Make Seamus Drink at Moe's" (x3). The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Characters that can do the task are:
Pt. 2
| After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark
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St. Patrick's day should be every day. Beer all year!
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Speaking on behalf o' the town: stop this drunken Irish mayhem!
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Hey buddy, what do you got against drinking and mayhem?
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Nothing. I just want t' make room for drunken Scottish mayhem!
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Task: "Reach Level 10 And Build Willie's Shack".
Task: "Make Seamus Drink a Can of Beer". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Willie Drink a Can of Scotch". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark
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HEY! I know you! Yer that other bloody groundskeeper! All ye haggis eaters look alike.
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Keep yer unconherent blithering t' yerself you tater 'ating dunderheid!
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| Task: "Make Seamus Fight Willie". The job takes place at the Notre Dame of Springfield and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark
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Looks like fisticuffs and brouhahas are breakin' out all over!
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If I can't bury my head to all this malarkey, I'll have to institute martial law!
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My beard's talking to me and its got a better idea – ban all Irish from entering Springfield.
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My beard's tough on outsiders.
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Ban all Irish?! That's horrible! Wait. I'm not Irish. Okay… let's ban all Irish!
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Task: "Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary".
Task: "Make Seamus Go to Jail". The job takes place at Springfield Penitentiary and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Willie Go to Jail". The job takes place at Springfield Penitentiary and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Wiggum Hunt Leprechauns". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 24 hours.
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Ugh, Seamus is so hungover… with the biggest headache ever.
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Quit bellyachin'. Yer headache is no bigger than Willie's!
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I'll need to toss back a couple more if we're bangin' heads again.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark
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We're outta the barley mash and I've lost the will to fight me friend.
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Lost the will to fight a friend?! Then you've lost the will to live!
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If you need more liquid anger, I have some chocolate-covered liquor candy!
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Most are from Christmas. They might have gone bad--
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THAT'LL do 'er!
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Task: "Make Seamus Eat Liquor Chocolates". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Willie Eat Liquor Chocolates". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 2 hours.
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These old chocolate liquor bottles are amazing!
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I'm a kid at Christmas again – drunk and sick to me stomach!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark
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…So an Irishman walks OUT of a bar… I'm kiddin'. It can't happen.
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HAHAHA, I love when the Irish knock their own!
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It's a warm up to knockin' the Scots, ya bagpipe blowin' caber tosser!
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Git a sense o' humor ya bleedin' tick, geebag, dried-up haggis!
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| Task: "Make Seamus Fight Willie". The job takes place at the Notre Dame of Springfield and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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