- For the documentary, see Springfield of Dreams: The Legend of Homer Simpson.
| Springfield of Dreams
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Springfield of Dreams is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tailgate and Daily Challenges System content update. It requires the Tailgate to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After obtaining the Tailgate
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There's nothing quite like the Big Game to make you wish we had our own football team. And a blimp with a more positive message.
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I like the Mediocre Year Blimp – it's honest. But we should get our own team!
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Football ain't like soccer, or the Olympics, or Quimby's administration. One little bribe can't get you what you want.
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Yes, but you can make enough noise to get what you want! I learned that from babies!
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We'll make the party bigger and bigger, until it's so big The League HAS to notice!
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Gentlemen, it's time to drink like your life depends on it!
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Mine actually does. My liver is completely pickled!
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| Task: "Make Barflies Party at the Tailgate" (x3). The jobs take place at the Tailgate and take 12 hours.
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Oh great. Drunken sports fans wandering all over town... again! Read the message boards, Homer. No one liked that.
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They won't be going anywhere. I spread more than enough superglue on the chairs to make sure of that!
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Why does Springfield even want a football team?
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Corporate censorship, racist team names, no vegetarian options from the halftime vendors...
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Don't worry, Sweetie, we'll make sure the team gets named after something innocent.
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Like the pig that gave its life to make both this under-inflated football and those delicious "vegetarian" halftime snacks.
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| Message
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Continue sending Springfielders to party in order to expand the Tailgate!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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Y'know, Homer, no one from The League has come yet... You think we're just wasting our time?
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Time is just like us: it's meant to be wasted! This party needs to be bigger!
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But how?
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Well, all the best tailgate parties on TV – Tailgate Time Square, Shake your Tailgate, Tailgate at Watergate, have pretty cheerleaders dancing.
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I can't do much about the pretty part, but I can dance for the cause!
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Dancing's the one where you sit in a chair, right?
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| Task: "Make Homer Dance for the Cause". The job takes place at the Tailgate and takes 4 hours.
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Homer's not much of a dancer but he's an even worse cheerer...
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BE AGGRESSIVE! B-E AGGRESSER!
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B-E A-G-U-R-O-S-S-S-I-N-G! What does that spell? No, really. What does that spell?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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See that! Party and *hic* drink hard enough, and they *hic* come crawling!
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I'm not crawling. I'm just a lawyer checking the floor for cracks or puddles that I can sue over. Speaking of exploitation, I'm looking for the representative of Springfield.
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If this is about those, er-ah... funds for the Amelia Earhart statue, I can assure you they went missing in her honor.
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I'm here on behalf of The League. My client is impressed by Springfield's commitment to public drunkenness and is willing to negotiate.
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And to think all the other mayors laughed at me for putting a vomiting alcoholic on our town crest. Please step into my office.
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Task: "Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall".
Task: "Make Quimby Negotiate with The League". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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The League is prepared to bring a team to Springfield in exchange for a one-time donation to a charity of the League's choice. Which, in this case, is the League itself.
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We accept cash, check, credit, really anything except valueless mobile game currency.
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Err, uhh...
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we pay in donuts?
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Your donuts are equally worthless to my client. I thought Springfield was ready to play in the big leagues, which legally has nothing to do with this League.
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Fine – we don't want your stinking team anyway! We were just in it for the merch! Look at my novelty offensive foam finger and get out!
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Check the store for other sporting goods!
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Party in Consolation" (x3). The jobs take place at the Tailgate and take 12 hours.
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I can't believe I almost traded away our precious donuts for something as insubstantial as a source of pride and revenue for the town.
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Actually teams rarely make money for towns, so you might have done Springfield a favor. Plus this Tailgate isn't so bad.
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It's nice having Homer be drunk and crazy somewhere other than the house this year.
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I still haven't gotten all of the BBQ sauce out of my hair from last year.
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Thanks to the Tailgaters' drunken stupidity, the possibilities for protest and moral outrage are endless! My lucky day!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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