| Captain Kang
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Captain Kang is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror 2015 content update. It requiresPirate Kang to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Pirate Kang's exclamation mark
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Look at my costume! I am a fearsome pirate!
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Who would be afraid of that? You are hobbled with wooded pegs for legs.
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I can still run after you!
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Can you see with that eye-patch?
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No, not even a little bit.
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| Task: "Make Pirate Kang Walk on Peg Tentacles". The job takes 4 hours.
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I was standing still and you have yet to get close to me.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Pirate Kang's exclamation mark
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What else does a pirate do beside clatter about on pegs?
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I don't know. They seem fond of parrots, perhaps they raise birds.
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Your pirate disguise will not be convincing if you do not do your research! This is Halloween! You do not want to blow your cover!
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Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library".
Task: "Make Pirate Kang Research Pirates". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 60 minutes.
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What did you learn of pirates?
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Pirates are fantastic. They rob, pillage and terrorize innocent humans.
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They are like a non-drooly us!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Pirate Kang's exclamation mark
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Earth-girl, prepare to be pirated! Swash-buckle, swash-buckle!
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That is not how pirates talk.
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Really, you've met an actual pirate?
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No, but I've seen my share of seafood commercials.
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Teach me!
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| Task: "Make Pirate Kang Talk Like a Pirate". The job takes 8 hours.
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Just say, "Y'arrrgh" at the start of every sentence. "Yarrgh, it's a nice day" or "Yarrgh, I'll have a half-caff latte."
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Urrgh!
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No.
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Yarrrk?
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No.
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Yeeergh?
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Why don't you just go as a hobo?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Pirate Kang's exclamation mark
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Forget trying to talk like a pirate. I want to pirate like a pirate.
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Let us board a ship and take it over!
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This sounds like my kind of fun!
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Task: "Reach level 15 and Place Squidport Entrance".
Task: "Make Pirate Kang Pirate a Ship". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance and takes 12 hours.
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Okay we've got a ship. Do you know how to get it started?
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I think it is started. I think this is all it does.
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It just floats around? Where is the hyperspace button.
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Being a pirate is terrible. But I do like the hat.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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