Plow King (song)

Plow King is the jingle for Barney Gumble's snow plow business of the same name performed by Barney and Linda Ronstadt in the episode Mr. Plow. The music and lyrics were written by Jeff Martin. It is the thirty-second track on the album Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons.

Lyrics

Barney:

(walking up to a cardboard cutout of Homer in his Mr. Plow attire) Well, well, if it isn't Mr. Plow.

(Barney starts to repeatedly beat the cutout with a baseball bat.)

Linda Ronstadt:

Hey, Plow King, save some for me.

Barney:

Wow, Linda Ronstadt!

(Barney and Ronstadt beat up the fake Mr. Plow together.)

(Meanwhile at Moe's Tavern:)

Moe:

Linda Ronstadt? How'd you get her?

Barney:

Aw, we've been looking for a project to do together for a while.

Linda Ronstadt:

When the snow starts a-fallin',

There's a man you should be callin':

That's KL5-4796.

Let it ring!

Mr. Plow is a loser

And I think he is a boozer.

Barney & Linda Ronstadt:

So you better make that call to the Plow King!

(Barney belches)