The Simpsons Movie/Quotes

Quotes

Homer Simpson: (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"

Lisa Simpson: "Dad, we can't see the movie"

Homer Simpson: "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! "[points to audience/viewer]

[The family is late for Church]

Marge Simpson: "I hate being late."

Homer Simpson: "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell in my deathbed?"

Marge Simpson: "Homer, they can hear you inside!"

Homer Simpson: "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]

[Grampa in church]

Grampa Simpson: "People of Springfield, HEED THIS WARNING. Twisted tale, a thousand eyes, TRAPPED FOREVER.

[Grampa falls down]

Lisa: "Dad, do something!"

Homer: [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!"

Grampa Simpson: "Beware, BEWARE! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, EEEEEPA!" Believe me! BELIEVE MEEEEEEE!!

Homer: "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"

Lisa: "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."

Milhouse: "HEY, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"

Nelson Muntz: [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"

Milhouse: "IT'S A MYTH, further study is needed!"

[Nelson punches Milhouse]

Nelson Muntz: "That's for selling out your beliefs."

Marge Simpson: "A thousand eyes...what could that be?

Grampa Simpson: "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..."

Homer Simpson: [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."

Homer Simpson: "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."

[after Springfield has been sealed in a dome]

Homer: D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHME!

Homer: [looking at the anger mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!

Mob: [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!

Homer: D'oh...

Lisa: [to Colin] I'd never my life would have an absolutley perfect monent, but this ---

Bart: [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!

Lisa: [punches Bart in the face] Perfect.

Bart: [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!

Cargill: What treasure?!

Bart: The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.

Cargill: Ima Wiener? (I'm a weiner)

Homer: Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.

Bart: How naked?

Homer: Fourth base.

Bart: But girls might see my doodle.

Homer: Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning Ill say "Good Morning, Chicken. then at your wedding, I'll sing (also holding up the middle finger) "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (sees Bart skating naked) Bawk?