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Bart's Bottom 40 is a Simpsons Illustrated list first printed in Simpsons Illustrated #1.
List
- Lisa's saxophone
- Vegetables that don't fly well off your spoon
- Wrinkled old grownups — I hope I never become one
- The cheap lousy prizes they give away in boxes of Frosty Krusty Flakes
- Having nightmares that I'm a chip off the old block
- Being caught red-handed
- The hardened crust on the top of mom's casseroles
- The gooey stuff underneath the hardened crust on the top of mom's casseroles
- Principal Skinner's special file on me
- The "no drawing on the wall" rule
- The fact that Otto hardly ever lets me drive the school bus
- Creamed corn
- Parents who have signatures that are really hard to forge
- Accidentally feeling gum stuck underneath a restaurant table
- Sucking on your pen in school and having you mouth fill up with ink
- Namby-pamby G-rated movies
- Dad's snoring that you can hear through the wall even with a pillow covering your head
- Stories with morals at the end
- Cartoons with no fun violence and pain
- Cartoons where they run past the same lamp and table a zillion times
- The strawberry and vanilla parts of Neapolitan ice cream
- Gas station restrooms
- Making bad words with my alphabet soup and having Lisa tell me they're misspelled
- Accidentally drinking out of the glass where Grandpa keeps his false teeth
- The difficulty of loading water balloons with maple syrup
- Sugarless or fat-free anything
- Being tried in court as an adult
- Vengeful barbers
- The haunting thought that Sideshow Bob will get out of jail someday
- Rip-off chocolate bunnies that are hollow inside
- War, i don't want there to be any wars until i can start one myself
- Phlegm (also on my top 40 list)
- When mom says "If all your friends jumped off the bridge, would you jump too?"
- Cartoons with redeeming social messages
- The nonedible decorations on birthday cake that you accidentally try to eat
- Brussels sprouts
- Forgetting about the candy bar you put in your pants pocket on a really hot day
- Swimming pool belly-flops that both hurt and look dumb
- The bottoms of your sneakers after you come out of a petting zoo
- Being an "underachiever" — to tell you the truth, I'm not exactly sure what the word means
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