The Dating Game/Quotes

Quotes

Langdon Alger: Hey, Lisa.

Lisa: Oh! Langdon Alger! Hi!

Langdon Alger: So, you want to go to the spring fling with me?

Lisa: Me? You're asking me?

Langdon Alger: Sure, why not?

Lisa: Okay. I'd love to with you!

Lisa: Langdo Alger asked me to the spring fling! Isn't it exciting?

Bart: Nah. Langdon Alger's a big dork.

Lisa: He is not a big dork!

Bart: If he's not a big dork, why would he ask you to the dance?

Lisa: Maybe he likes me!

Bart: Oh sure. Like that's possible.

Janey: I can't believe Langdon would go the dance with Lisa Simpson! I'm glad I dumped him!

Bart: Hmmm... very interesting. Now I get it.

Milhouse: Get what? Candy?

Bart: No. that big dork Langdon is only using Lisa to make Janey Jealous.

Janey: I thought you liked Lisa Simpson now?

Langdon Alger: What? No! You're way cuter. And smarter.

Lisa: Oh no! Bart was right. I won't be going to the dance with you, Langdon.

Langdon Alger: Oh... okay.

Langdon Alger: So, Janey... want to go to the spring fling?

Janey: Yes! Oh, Langdon! I thought you'd never ask!

Bart: So are you going to the spring fling?

Lisa: I don't have a date... remember, Bart?

Bart: You could always take pity on Milhouse and go with him...?

Lisa: No, thank you! I'd rather go alone.

Bart: Hey! Why not? I don't have a date, and I'm still going.

Lisa: Really?

Bart: Of course! The spring fling means big Bart fun! The gym will be wedgie town, USA! Don't let that big dork Langdon Alger win, Lis. Go to the dance and have fun without him!

Lisa: You're right, Bart! I'll do it!