Peak Awareness
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"Peak Awareness"
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Song Information
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"Peak Awareness" is a song by Bernice Hibbert and Marge Simpson.
Lyrics[edit]
- Bernice:
- It's time to stop thinking small.
- You got to dress up like an heiress.
- Marge:
- But what's the point of this fancy ball?
- Bernice:
- Why, dear, to raise awareness.
- Your charity has to stand out,
- From all the other ones with their hand out.
- Marge:
- Sadly, I'm a little squarish.
- Bernice:
- Honey, you need to get more garish.
- There's no better way to show compassion,
- Than trotting out a few Kardashians.
- Don't mean to sound like I'm giving orders,
- But destroy those Doctors Without Borders.
- And to really get your donors givin',
- Your charity needs a ribbon.
- Marge:
- It should be something blue.
- Bernice:
- This one here will do.
- Get the ribbons everywhere,
- So there's not a patch of bareness.
- Once everyone is sick of it,
- We've reached peak awareness.