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Jessica Lovejoy: This might not be so bad Chief Wiggum gave us passes to the amusement park

Bart: Let's split up!
Jessica Lovejoy: I broke up with you months ago!
Bart: Hey, ghost! Get her!

Lisa: Wait a minute, I rember reading about thios park! It was closed because of a host sighting!

Lisa: Oh no! I lost my glasses!
Bart: You don't wear glasses!
Lisa: No, I mean my commemorative set of glassware based on the works of Margaret Atwood!

The Rich Texan: And I got away with it, too! Because you're just kids, and I can afford a lawyer!
Bart: Wow!
Lisa: That's...
Jessica Lovejoy: Really..
Nelson Muntz: Really...
Ralph Wiggum: Ruff!