Jimbo Jones' Wedgie Comics: Rebel Without a Clutch/Quotes
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- Jimbo Jones: Whoa, dudes! Check out that dirtbike!
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Wish I had a set of wheels like that!
- Dolph Shapiro: Yeah! If I had a dirtbike, I'd be as tough as that Jay Leno dude!
- Jimbo: That lousy Skinner! I'd like to skin him!
- Kearney: Maybe there's a way you can get back at him, Jimbo!
- Jimbo: You mean kidnap his mom again?
- Martin Prince: At least I was not the recipient of a painful and humiliating wedgie!
- Jimbo: Thanks for reminding me, dude!
- Martin: Alas, I am the agent of my own misfortune!
- Bart: If you like Jimbo's joyride, wait til you see the amount of damage I can do with my art project!
- Milhouse Van Houten: I'm not sure a bunch of firecrackers tied together can be considered an art project!
- Bart: It's a work in progress!
- Jimbo: Thanks for the dirtbike, dirtbag!
- Principal Skinner: What on Earth?
- Jimbo: I'm expressin' myself creatively, man!
- Chief Wiggum: I hope all this has taught you a lesson, son—That it's wrong to steal a donut from a policeman! I'm keeping this dirtbike for my boy—I mean, boy, oh boy, we're gonna need this bike for, uh, evidence!
