Phone Homer!/Quotes

Quotes

Raphael: Hey, buddy, you're fired!

Matt Groening: What? Fine! I don't need this job! I've got ideas for TV shows! Big ideas!

Raphael: Yeah, yeah... good luck with that.

Marge: Homie, I have some good news nad some bad news...

Homer: What's the good news?

Marge: I'm having an art show this weekend!

Homer: And the bad?

Marge: The store was sold out of the shirt and pants I normally buy you, and you've ruined the others with your sweat stains! I had to buy you different ones. I hope you like them.

Homer: Oh, why does everyone ike the things I like now?

Blue-haired lawyer: Your honor, would you please instruct the court to pay attention during my cross examination?

Judge Snyder: Huh? Yeah sure, whatever...

Blue-haired lawyer: So, Mr. Wolfcastle, why did you and your daughter tip over all those mailboxes?

Rainer Wolfcastle: We wanted to get Marge Simpson to do our portrait and dis was de only way!

Homer: Hey, kids... where's your mother?

Lisa: Working.

Bart: She's doing both day and night court! Maggie tried to make a soufflé, but it fell. Probably because it was made of mud.

Homer: That's it! We're going out for dinner!

Bart: Krusty Burger?

Homer: Nah, we'd never get in!

Judge Snyder: Hello, Marge, would you like a piece of pie?

Marge: What about court?

Judge Snyder: It's eat and nap day!

Marge: What? That's just a silly holiday Homer made up years ago!

Judge Snyder: Well, it's the law now, so either eat or sleep, or I'll have you arrested!

Marge: Arrested by who? Everyone's eating or sleeping!

Judge Snyder: Touché! Now if you'll excuse me... zzzzzz!

Marge: Oh my goodness! Everyone in Springfield is acting all looney tunes!