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Raphael: Hey, buddy, you're fired!
Matt Groening: What? Fine! I don't need this job! I've got ideas for TV shows! Big ideas!
Raphael: Yeah, yeah... good luck with that.

Marge: Homie, I have some good news nad some bad news...
Homer: What's the good news?
Marge: I'm having an art show this weekend!
Homer: And the bad?
Marge: The store was sold out of the shirt and pants I normally buy you, and you've ruined the others with your sweat stains! I had to buy you different ones. I hope you like them.
Homer: Oh, why does everyone ike the things I like now?

Blue-haired lawyer: Your honor, would you please instruct the court to pay attention during my cross examination?
Judge Snyder: Huh? Yeah sure, whatever...
Blue-haired lawyer: So, Mr. Wolfcastle, why did you and your daughter tip over all those mailboxes?
Rainer Wolfcastle: We wanted to get Marge Simpson to do our portrait and dis was de only way!

Homer: Hey, kids... where's your mother?
Lisa: Working.
Bart: She's doing both day and night court! Maggie tried to make a soufflé, but it fell. Probably because it was made of mud.
Homer: That's it! We're going out for dinner!
Bart: Krusty Burger?
Homer: Nah, we'd never get in!

Judge Snyder: Hello, Marge, would you like a piece of pie?
Marge: What about court?
Judge Snyder: It's eat and nap day!
Marge: What? That's just a silly holiday Homer made up years ago!
Judge Snyder: Well, it's the law now, so either eat or sleep, or I'll have you arrested!
Marge: Arrested by who? Everyone's eating or sleeping!
Judge Snyder: Touché! Now if you'll excuse me... zzzzzz!
Marge: Oh my goodness! Everyone in Springfield is acting all looney tunes!