Formula for Disaster/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: A package? For me?

Raphael: No it's for the other Bart Simpson... the one who doesn't waste time with rhetorical questions.

Bart: I already got my shipment of itching powder and whoopee cushions. I wonder what it could be?

Raphael: I don't know. Why don't you try opening it?

Milhouse Van Houten: Yeah, Bart. Hurry up and open it. My mom says suspense isn't good for me.

Milhouse: Hey! This sounds neat! I bet you can make all kinds of stuff with this chemistry set.

Bart: [PFFT] Like what?

Milhouse: I think out formula makes things go faster.

Bart: Let's test it on you. You're the slowest runner I know.

Milhouse: I'm not that slow!

Bart: You lost to a girl.

Milhouse: I keep telling you... Maggie took a head start.

Bart: Hey, I bet somebody would pay a ton for this secret formula.

Milhouse: Too bad we never wrote down what's in it.

Bart: That's the secret part, dummy! Gimme your cell phone.

Milhouse: My mom says I can only use this phone for emergencies.

Bart: "Emergency" can mean so many things. Don't be such a momma's boy. You're better than that.

Professor Frink: It's possible you boys have something that could radically alter transportation for the foreseeable future.

Bart: Is that good?

Professor Frink: Oh, my glavin, yes! Can I see it now?

Bart: Well, you did say "Glavin".