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No More Mr. Ice Guy!/Quotes

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Snow Day: Put all the bake sale money and those marshmallow treats into this paper bag or face the wrath of... Snow Day!
Principal Skinner: Not the marshmallow treats! They're our best sellers! Will no one save us?!
Bart: This looks like a job for Bartman and Houseboy

Homer: Too bad for you guys! Bu the way, someone [URP!] ate all the bake sale stuff.
Houseboy: Even the soybean squares?
Homer: Those things what wiener kid Milhouse sells? Not a chance!

Snow Day: Put the most valuable thing you've got in this store into the bag!
Comic Book Guy: I don't think my encyclopedic knowledge of "Babylon 5" trivia will fit in there!

Bartman: Professor Frink?
Houseboy: You're Snow Day?
Professor Frink: Oh sweet glavin, no! I don't have the legs to pull on a outfit like that!

Bartman: Then who is she?
Professor Frink: It's a bit of a convoluted tale, Bartman. The life of the inventor can be a lonely one, so I've been going on dates using a website for folks attracted to scientists called "Plenty O' Fission!" Unfortunately, many of the women I've dated have decided to borrow my inventions and become super villains by using them. [GA-HEY!] Snow Day took my winter weather machine and came back here to have me refuel it. She's not really evil. The device just give's her a mil grain freeze that's enough to turn her bad.

Miss Hoover: My brain isn't frozen and evil anymore!
Houseboy: Miss Hoover!
Miss Hoover: No, wait... it's still damaged. I'm seeing giant insects!