Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)

"Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)"

Song Information

Singers:	Benedict Cumberbatch Yeardley Smith
Characters:	Quilloughby Lisa Simpson
Length:	Episode: 0:40 Extended: 1:16
Writer(s):	Music: Bret McKenzie Lyrics: Tim Long
Appearance(s):	"Panic on the Streets of Springfield"

"Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)" is a song by Quilloughby and Lisa Simpson. The extended version can be heard during the end credits of the episode.

Lyrics

Episode version

Quilloughby:

Every day I try to smile,

But can't help but frown.

Every day I draw my bath,

And pray I will drown.

I step out my door and I take a deep breath.

Turn back inside and pray for my death.

'Cause everyone is horrid,

Except me and possibly you.

Lisa:

Possibly me.

Quilloughby and Lisa:

Oh, everyone is horrid,

Quilloughby:

And my dear,

I fear you are, too.

Quilloughby and Lisa:

Ohhh.

Extended version

Quilloughby:

Every day I try to smile,

But can't help but frown.

Every day I draw my bath,

And pray I will drown.

I step out my door and I take a deep breath.

Turn back inside and pray for my death.

'Cause everyone is horrid,

Except me and possibly you.

Oh, everyone is horrid,

And my dear,

I fear you are, too.

Lisa:

Has everyone always,

Made you so weary?

Quilloughby:

Let me tell you a tale,

To answer your query.

In Manchester the people were loyal and kind,

And I hated them. (Someone should've sedated them)

They lack subtlety and nuance,

I definitely knew once I was five.

There was no point to their lives.

'Cause everyone is horrid,

Except me and possibly you.

Lisa:

Possibly me.

Quilloughby and Lisa:

Oh, everyone is horrid,

Quilloughby:

And my dear,

I fear you are, too.

Quilloughby and Lisa:

Ohhh.

Appearances

Episode – "Panic on the Streets of Springfield"

Videos

Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)

Contents

Lyrics

Episode version

Extended version

Appearances

Videos