I Need a Present for My Wife
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"I Need a Present for My Wife"
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Song Information
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"I Need a Present for My Wife" is a song by Homer and Apu.
Lyrics
- Homer:
- I need a present for my wife,
- Or I'll have no sex for life.
- Diamond ring, a vase by Ming,
- Some kinda useful kitchen thing.
- I need a store I can break into,
- Or a place run by a Hindu!
- Apu:
- The Christmas rush has cleaned me out.
- I just have jerky made of trout.
Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of "Russian Dance" by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky from The Nutcracker.