KrustyCo Inc.

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The Krusty the Clown Show has led to many Krusty-based products being released in Springfield. Everything that meets Krusty's "high standards" has a Krusty Brand Seal of Approval on it. They are created by KrustyCo Inc.

Entertainment

TV shows

• The Krusty the Clown Show
• Krusty's Prime Time Circus of Ratings Special
• The Krusty Komedy Klassic

Live shows/events

• K - the Ultimate Krusty the Clown Adults-only Experience
• KrustyCon

Albums

• Kroon Along with Krusty

Video Games

• Escape From Krusty Island

Toys

• Krusty Doll
• Krusty Giant Toy Drum
• Krusty Mini-Basketball Hoops
• Krusty Knife Doll
• Krusty the Klown Vinylite Grip Steel Tipped Lawn Darts
• Krusty Monopoly
• Krusty the Clown Walkie Talkies
• Krusty the Klown Action Figures
  • Talking Sideshow Mel with Removable Bone
  • Krusty the Klown with Arthritic Grip
  • Daredevil Krusty.

Books

• Krusty's Autobiography (Ghostwritten by John Updike)

Food and Drink

• Krusty-O's
• Krusty-Brand Imitation Gruel (9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference)
• Extra-Frosted Krusty Flakes
• Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes ("Only sugar has more sugar!")
• Krusty-Brand Lo-Cal TV Dinner
• Krusty's Famous Sauce
• Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages (milkshakes)
• Krusty's Vita-Glo Radiant Spring Water
• Sideshow Marsh-MEL-lows
• Krusty Soda
• Krusty Fried Chicken
• Krusty Brand Chicken-Flavoured Soda - You'll love the Fowl Taste!
• Krusty Kosher Ham
• Krusty-Brand Pork Products and Pork By-Products
• Chef Krusty's Brunch-In-A-Can
• Krusty's All Purpose Religious Biscuits (They're Kosher Too!)
• Le Kruste Burgers - The French version of the Krusty Burger
• Krusty's Non-Dairy Non-Ice Cream Whey Product Sandwich*Krusty Flakes*Krustyburger Laffy Meals
• Krusty Brand Pork Sqeezin's
• Super Deluxe Krusty Burger with bacon, chili, cheese and extra Krusty Secret Sauce
• Krusty Secret Sauce
• Krustyshake
• Krusty Kreamy-Os
• Krusty Brand Chunk Style Tuna - packed in natural tap water
• Krusty Discount Dashboard Buffet Kit
• Krusty-Bacon Swirlie
• Krusty Brand Baby Oatmeal - now 38% fewer rat droppings.
• The Clogger ("If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!")

Locations

• Krusty-Brand Low Income Housing
• Krusty Burger
• Krusty's Klown Kollege
• Krustyland Amusement Park, featuring: The Remarkable Leaky Tugboat, Cactus Patch and the Never-Ending Line
• Euro Krusty Land (Later blew up)
• Krusty Home Depot (hardware store)
• Krusty Burger Express
• Krustaco Hut
• P.J. Mackrustydoodles
• KrustyLu Studios

Clothes, bags and accesories

• Krusty-Brand Wrist Watch ( "leaks acid onto everything")
• Krusty Lunchboxes
• Krusty T-Shirts
• Krusty Slippers

Electronics and Furniture

• Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock (Gets extremely hot when plugged in)
• Krusty Phone
• Krusty Wallclock
• Krusty Bedside Lamp
• Krusty Trash Basket
• Krusty Bedsheets
• Krusty the Klown Duvet

Stationary

• Krusty Pencil Tops
• Krusty Posters
• Krusty greeting cards
• Krusty Calculator
• Official Krustyland Pencils

Health and Cosmetics

• Krusty-Brand Home Pregnancy Test ("May cause birth defects")
• Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup
• Krusty Brain & Health Tonic
• Krusty-Brand Vitamins
• Krusty Brand Bite-A-Min's Imitation Vitamins
• Krusty Non-Toxic Kologne* Lady Krusty Mustache Removal* Krusty Electric Toothbrush
• Krusty Eye wash
• Krusty Personal Swabs
• Krusty-Brand Cough Syrup (the secret ingredient of the Flaming Homer cocktail)

Misc.

• Krusty Handguns
• Krusty's Sulfuric Acid
• Krusty Brand Geiger Counter ("Whoah! That thing's gonna blow! Drop this toy and run!")
• Krusty's Crowd Control Barrier "Krusty Sez 'Get Back'"
• Krusty's Multi-phastic Personality Test

The Krusty Book